Golf Jokes: 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs

Golf is a great game, but it can also be a frustrating one. If you're looking for a way to lighten up the mood on the course, these 350 golf jokes are sure to do the trick.

Golf Jokes: 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs

by Zac Unger

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	19045 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	129 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

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Whether you're a seasoned golfer or just a fan of the game, there's something here for everyone. From puns to one-liners to funny stories, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Puns

• What do you call a golfer who can't keep his head down?
• A tee-totaller.
• What's the difference between a golfer and a tree?
• A tree can hit the ball and still stand up.
• What do you call a golfer who always hits the ball into the water?
• A scuba diver.

One-Liners

• Golf is a lot like life: it's full of hazards and you never know what's around the next corner.
• The best way to improve your golf game is to play with someone worse than you.
• Golf is a great way to get away from it all, except for the other golfers.
• Golf is the only sport where you can score a triple bogey and still have a good time.
• Golf is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get.

Funny Stories

• A golfer hit his ball into a water hazard. As he was walking over to the drop zone, he saw a frog sitting on a lily pad. The golfer asked the frog, "Excuse me, but have you seen my ball?" The frog replied, "Sure, it's right over there." The golfer looked where the frog was pointing and saw his ball sitting on the other side of the hazard. He thanked the frog and asked, "How did you know where my ball was?" The frog replied, "I'm a golf ball spotter." The golfer was amazed. "That's amazing!" he exclaimed. "How did you become a golf ball spotter?" The frog replied, "I used to be a weatherman."
• A golfer was playing a round with his friends when he hit a terrible shot. The ball landed in a sand trap and buried itself deep in the sand. The golfer took out his wedge and started digging. After several minutes of digging, he finally found his ball. As he was about to hit it, one of his friends asked, "What's the matter? Did you lose something?" The golfer replied, "No, I found something: my ball!"
• A golfer was playing a round with his boss when he hit a terrible shot. The ball landed in the water hazard. The golfer turned to his boss and said, "Well, I guess I'm going to have to take a drop." The boss replied, "That's okay. I've already had two."

These are just a few of the many golf jokes that are out there. So next time you're feeling frustrated on the course, just remember these jokes and you're sure to start laughing again.

Golf Jokes: 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs

by Zac Unger

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	19045 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	129 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE